GLASSES: Urban Outfitters - Stardate: 2130 Standard issue SPACE POLICE glasses
OVER SHIRT: No Idea - Mysterious super-thin sweaterish shirt that appeared in my clothes drawer
UNDER SHIRT: NMH - Northfield Mount Herman shirt generously donated by my parents (brother used to go there)
Oh, Hello there friend, friend-of-friend, relative, friend’s relative, anonymous Internet surfer, or Jonas Brothers fan. It has come to my attention that my ever-decreasing web presence has become detrimental to the daily lives of my well-dressed fan base. Well, to you, Internet user I say - “Fear Not”, I have been busy as of late with my newly acquired occupation (see previous post about dressing for interviews). Oh you would like to hear about my job? Of course, my apologies. I have accepted a highly competitive fellowship as a Journeyman Boatsmith with Massachusetts Boat-Builders Guild of America (MB-BGoA). While I realize it would be uncouth of me to brag about my fiscal accomplishments in this economic climate, I am both excited and anxious to get to work crafting the finest schooners, skiffs, and sloops under Grand Boat Architect Arnold Winthrop Reginald the Fifteenth. Surely you’ve heard of him.
JACKET: H&M - Beige peacoat thing
SHIRT: H&M - No-iron buttonup
TIE: Urban Renewal - Blue, purple, tan paisley
Often I find myself having to go places where it is important, nay, imperitive that you present yourself in the utmost of glorious attire. I know what you are saying, “No Nick, I don’t dress like that for those things, I wear my American Eagle plaid trouser shorts wherever I may be!” While that may seem like a good way to dress while attending the bi-annual Sigma Sigma Omega Fraternal Alumni Ultimate-Frisbee Championship (SSOFAU-FC), you will be greeted with many frowns upon entrance to a boardroom interview or corporate luncheon (I attend many of these sort of events). With an outfit like the one I have pictured above you will be able to walk up to any Chairman of the Board and say, “Hello Mr. Chairman, how do you do?”. Mr. Chairman will then respond to your query with the following: “Hello handsome chap, I don’t do this often but I would like to hire you on the spot!” Always dress to impress.
SHIRT: Hanes - White v-neck
SCARF: UO or H&M I don’t know - My girlfriend’s
I decided to wear this scarf because I just got off of Space Mountain and I was very cold. The coldness came because of the speed at which you travel when you ride Space Mountain. I decided to wear the shirt because the color white protects you from dark matter in space that also resides in Space Mountain (Space Mountain has authentic space inside it that is actually from space, Disney astronauts harvested the space in 1992.) If I hadn’t worn this outfit I might have frozen to death within the bleak vastness of Space Mountain. You should have taken notes while reading this incase you should ever find yourself riding Space Moutain.
SHIRT: Urban Outfitters - BROWN shirt
GLASSES: Urban Outfitters - I’M COOL I KNOW GLASSES
HEAD PWNS: Sony - I’m in ur studio recordin ur hot traxx
“Oh hey cool headphones, DORK, I bet you are playing CALL OF DUTY 4″ I bet you are saying to yourself as you are reading this. WELL I’M NOT, I’m listening to covers of Queen’s - ‘The Show Must Go On’ on YouTube, as I have been ALL DAY, right after I did 100 pushups. I decided to wear the headphones because I don’t think my neighbors want to hear the ultimate song 1,000 times over, I’m super considerate. ANYWAY, the best cover I’ve found for the song is by a KOREAN QUEEN COVER BAND called 0vueen, its insane, Freddy Mercury came back and he is living in Korea. I DEMAND you watch this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktL5YuRnLQ.
SHIRT: Urban Outfitters - Great Gatsby shirt (only graphic t-shirt I own I think)
CARDIGAN: American Apparel - Makes me look like I go to coffee shops a lot
HAIR: VO5 - AGAIN
I am about to go to Star, then to TJ’s later, a virtual TOUR D’FORCE of super markets in the greater Boston area. I walk a lot, which is good I guess. I think I should get a bike to ride around the city, I really want a tandem bike, but my gf works all day so I would have no one to ride it with. There is nothing sadder than someone riding a tandem bike by themselves. Can you even ride tandem bikes with only one person?
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