May 17, 2009
GLASSES: Urban Outfitters - Stardate: 2130 Standard issue SPACE POLICE glasses
OVER SHIRT: No Idea - Mysterious super-thin sweaterish shirt that appeared in my clothes drawer
UNDER SHIRT: NMH - Northfield Mount Herman shirt generously donated by my parents (brother used to go there)
Oh, Hello there friend, friend-of-friend, relative, friend’s relative, anonymous Internet surfer, or Jonas Brothers fan. It has come to my attention that my ever-decreasing web presence has become detrimental to the daily lives of my well-dressed fan base. Well, to you, Internet user I say - “Fear Not”, I have been busy as of late with my newly acquired occupation (see previous post about dressing for interviews). Oh you would like to hear about my job? Of course, my apologies. I have accepted a highly competitive fellowship as a Journeyman Boatsmith with Massachusetts Boat-Builders Guild of America (MB-BGoA). While I realize it would be uncouth of me to brag about my fiscal accomplishments in this economic climate, I am both excited and anxious to get to work crafting the finest schooners, skiffs, and sloops under Grand Boat Architect Arnold Winthrop Reginald the Fifteenth. Surely you’ve heard of him.
Hear! Hear! The Fruits of your labors will surely be displayed among your kinfolk as the Royal Bostonian Sails upon its home port in the next year. Or my father isn’t Arnold Winthrop Reginald XIIV. My son will teach you well my boy! Very well in deed…
COME ON, WE WANT MORE.